UPCOMING SHOWS
UPCOMING SHOWS
Tara's first words were, "Here's Johnny".
Tara Cannistraci is a Bronx-born Italian-American comedian, actress, and writer known for her high-energy storytelling, old-school New York perspective, and hilarious takes on Italian-American family life. Dubbed the “Bronx Barbie” by her fans, Tara has built a loyal following by turning the words, phrases, and traditions of her New York Italian upbringing into viral gold.
Tara co-hosted The Chazz Palminteri Show and hosts her own podcast, Cawfee Tawk with Tara Cannistraci. She has headlined two nationwide tours—2025’s Bronx Barbie Tour and 2026’s Boroughbred Tour. With a rapidly growing social media following and a fan base that connects deeply with her “raised different” point of view, Tara has become a standout voice in comedy.
Fresh off the Just For Laughs Festival, Tara regularly opens for some of the biggest names in comedy, performing in sold-out arenas and iconic venues across North America.
All I need is one mic.
Tara's first words were,
"Here's Johnny".
Tara Cannistraci is a Bronx-born Italian-American comedian, actress, and writer known for her high-energy storytelling, old-school New York perspective, and hilarious takes on Italian-American family life. Dubbed the “Bronx Barbie” by her fans, Tara has built a loyal following by turning the words, phrases, and traditions of her New York Italian upbringing into viral gold.
Tara co-hosted The Chazz Palminteri Show and hosts her own podcast, Cawfee Tawk with Tara Cannistraci. She has headlined two nationwide tours—2025’s Bronx Barbie Tour and 2026’s Boroughbred Tour. With a rapidly growing social media following and a fan base that connects deeply with her “raised different” point of view, Tara has become a standout voice in comedy.
Fresh off the Just For Laughs Festival, Tara regularly opens for some of the biggest names in comedy, performing in sold-out arenas and iconic venues across North America.
All I need is one mic.
Congratulations Matt & Ashley π β’ I also officiate weddings πTour Dates
π 9/3 Portland, ME β’ Empire Comedy Club
π 9/4-9/5 Providence, RI β’ Comedy Connection
π 9/18-19 King of Prussia, PA β’ Valley Forge Casino
π 9/24 West Nyack, NY β’ West Nyack Levity Live
π 10/15-10/17 St. Charles, IL β’ Club Arcada Speakeasy
π 11/14 Palm Springs, CA β’ Cascade Lounge @ Agua Caliente
π 11/27 LOW TIX β’ Oahu, HI β’ Blaidell Center β’ opening for JO KOY
π 11/28 Oahu, HI β’ Blaidell Center (2nd show added) β’ opening for Jo Koy
π 11/30 SOLD OUT Maui, HI β’ Castle Theater β’ opening for Jo Koy
π12/1 & 12/2 Maui, HI β’ Castle Theater (2 shows added) β’ opening for Jo Koy
2027
π 1/11-1/13 Naples, FL β’ Off The Hook Comedy Club
π 1/16 Boca Raton, FL β’ The Studio at Mizner Park
π 1/21 Pottstown, PA β’ Soul Joel`s
π 1/22 & 1/23 New Brunswick, NJ β’ Stress Factory Comedy Club
π 1/27 Boston, MA β’ Laugh Boston
π 1/28 Beverly, MA β’ Off Cabot
π 1/29 & 1/30 Stamford, CT β’ New York Comedy Club
π 2/12 & 2/13 Rochester, NY β’ Comedy @ The Carlson
ποΈ tarajokes.com
Congratulations Matt & Ashley π β’ I also officiate weddings πTour Dates
π 9/3 Portland, ME β’ Empire Comedy Club
π 9/4-9/5 Providence, RI β’ Comedy Connection
π 9/18-19 King of Prussia, PA β’ Valley Forge Casino
π 9/24 West Nyack, NY β’ West Nyack Levity Live
π 10/15-10/17 St. Charles, IL β’ Club Arcada Speakeasy
π 11/14 Palm Springs, CA β’ Cascade Lounge @ Agua Caliente
π 11/27 LOW TIX β’ Oahu, HI β’ Blaidell Center β’ opening for JO KOY
π 11/28 Oahu, HI β’ Blaidell Center (2nd show added) β’ opening for Jo Koy
π 11/30 SOLD OUT Maui, HI β’ Castle Theater β’ opening for Jo Koy
π12/1 & 12/2 Maui, HI β’ Castle Theater (2 shows added) β’ opening for Jo Koy
2027
π 1/11-1/13 Naples, FL β’ Off The Hook Comedy Club
π 1/16 Boca Raton, FL β’ The Studio at Mizner Park
π 1/21 Pottstown, PA β’ Soul Joel`s
π 1/22 & 1/23 New Brunswick, NJ β’ Stress Factory Comedy Club
π 1/27 Boston, MA β’ Laugh Boston
π 1/28 Beverly, MA β’ Off Cabot
π 1/29 & 1/30 Stamford, CT β’ New York Comedy Club
π 2/12 & 2/13 Rochester, NY β’ Comedy @ The Carlson
ποΈ tarajokes.com
Okay, you askedβI finally delivered! π I put all my faves in one link: clothes, stage outfits, skincare, shoes and more. From the $40 shoes I rocked all over Sicily to my Radio City splurge shirt and the $20 lotion that finally softened my perimenopausal skin π
Iβm a comedian, NOT an influencerβbut Iβm always happy to share! Linkβs in my story. Want me to add something? Let a sista know. Love you! Also, I`m Gen X so be patient with me as I add things. β€οΈ
Okay, you askedβI finally delivered! π I put all my faves in one link: clothes, stage outfits, skincare, shoes and more. From the $40 shoes I rocked all over Sicily to my Radio City splurge shirt and the $20 lotion that finally softened my perimenopausal skin π
Iβm a comedian, NOT an influencerβbut Iβm always happy to share! Linkβs in my story. Want me to add something? Let a sista know. Love you! Also, I`m Gen X so be patient with me as I add things. β€οΈ
This one is a personal fave @tarajokes Tour Dates
π 9/3 Portland, ME β’ Empire Comedy Club
π 9/4-9/5 Providence, RI β’ Comedy Connection
π 9/18-19 King of Prussia, PA β’ Valley Forge Casino
π 9/24 West Nyack, NY β’ West Nyack Levity Live
π 10/15-10/17 St. Charles, IL β’ Club Arcada Speakeasy
π 11/14 Palm Springs, CA β’ Cascade Lounge @ Agua Caliente
π 11/27 LOW TIX β’ Oahu, HI β’ Blaidell Center β’ opening for JO KOY
π 11/28 Oahu, HI β’ Blaidell Center (2nd show added) β’ opening for Jo Koy
π 11/30 SOLD OUT Maui, HI β’ Castle Theater β’ opening for Jo Koy
π12/1 & 12/2 Maui, HI β’ Castle Theater (2 shows added) β’ opening for Jo Koy
2027
π 1/11-1/13 Naples, FL β’ Off The Hook Comedy Club
π 1/16 Boca Raton, FL β’ The Studio at Mizner Park
π 1/21 Pottstown, PA β’ Soul Joel`s
π 1/22 & 1/23 New Brunswick, NJ β’ Stress Factory Comedy Club
π 1/27 Boston, MA β’ Laugh Boston
π 1/28 Beverly, MA β’ Off Cabot
π 1/29 & 1/30 Stamford, CT β’ New York Comedy Club
π 2/12 & 2/13 Rochester, NY β’ Comedy @ The Carlson
ποΈ tarajokes.com
This one is a personal fave @tarajokes Tour Dates
π 9/3 Portland, ME β’ Empire Comedy Club
π 9/4-9/5 Providence, RI β’ Comedy Connection
π 9/18-19 King of Prussia, PA β’ Valley Forge Casino
π 9/24 West Nyack, NY β’ West Nyack Levity Live
π 10/15-10/17 St. Charles, IL β’ Club Arcada Speakeasy
π 11/14 Palm Springs, CA β’ Cascade Lounge @ Agua Caliente
π 11/27 LOW TIX β’ Oahu, HI β’ Blaidell Center β’ opening for JO KOY
π 11/28 Oahu, HI β’ Blaidell Center (2nd show added) β’ opening for Jo Koy
π 11/30 SOLD OUT Maui, HI β’ Castle Theater β’ opening for Jo Koy
π12/1 & 12/2 Maui, HI β’ Castle Theater (2 shows added) β’ opening for Jo Koy
2027
π 1/11-1/13 Naples, FL β’ Off The Hook Comedy Club
π 1/16 Boca Raton, FL β’ The Studio at Mizner Park
π 1/21 Pottstown, PA β’ Soul Joel`s
π 1/22 & 1/23 New Brunswick, NJ β’ Stress Factory Comedy Club
π 1/27 Boston, MA β’ Laugh Boston
π 1/28 Beverly, MA β’ Off Cabot
π 1/29 & 1/30 Stamford, CT β’ New York Comedy Club
π 2/12 & 2/13 Rochester, NY β’ Comedy @ The Carlson
ποΈ tarajokes.com
THANK YOU LONG ISLAND. To everyone who came, brought other people with them, waited on the meet and greet lines - thank you endlessly for all your generosity and kind words and the special gifts from Louise and Rosemarie. Even got my dad on stage. Gonna name my next tour "Figs & Heirlooms" (not just tomatoes) π€ Shout out to @trixietuzzini & @jokesrussell for being so funny and everyone at @govscomedy
THANK YOU LONG ISLAND. To everyone who came, brought other people with them, waited on the meet and greet lines - thank you endlessly for all your generosity and kind words and the special gifts from Louise and Rosemarie. Even got my dad on stage. Gonna name my next tour "Figs & Heirlooms" (not just tomatoes) π€ Shout out to @trixietuzzini & @jokesrussell for being so funny and everyone at @govscomedy
Cameron Silzle
cameron@arsonhouse.com
Stand-up Comedy Bookings:
jj@33andwest.com
Brand Deals, Promos & Appearances:
JM Stodola
jms@arsonhouse.com
Congratulations Matt & Ashley π β’ I also officiate weddings πTour Dates
π 9/3 Portland, ME β’ Empire Comedy Club
π 9/4-9/5 Providence, RI β’ Comedy Connection
π 9/18-19 King of Prussia, PA β’ Valley Forge Casino
π 9/24 West Nyack, NY β’ West Nyack Levity Live
π 10/15-10/17 St. Charles, IL β’ Club Arcada Speakeasy
π 11/14 Palm Springs, CA β’ Cascade Lounge @ Agua Caliente
π 11/27 LOW TIX β’ Oahu, HI β’ Blaidell Center β’ opening for JO KOY
π 11/28 Oahu, HI β’ Blaidell Center (2nd show added) β’ opening for Jo Koy
π 11/30 SOLD OUT Maui, HI β’ Castle Theater β’ opening for Jo Koy
π12/1 & 12/2 Maui, HI β’ Castle Theater (2 shows added) β’ opening for Jo Koy
2027
π 1/11-1/13 Naples, FL β’ Off The Hook Comedy Club
π 1/16 Boca Raton, FL β’ The Studio at Mizner Park
π 1/21 Pottstown, PA β’ Soul Joel`s
π 1/22 & 1/23 New Brunswick, NJ β’ Stress Factory Comedy Club
π 1/27 Boston, MA β’ Laugh Boston
π 1/28 Beverly, MA β’ Off Cabot
π 1/29 & 1/30 Stamford, CT β’ New York Comedy Club
π 2/12 & 2/13 Rochester, NY β’ Comedy @ The Carlson
ποΈ tarajokes.com
Congratulations Matt & Ashley π β’ I also officiate weddings πTour Dates
π 9/3 Portland, ME β’ Empire Comedy Club
π 9/4-9/5 Providence, RI β’ Comedy Connection
π 9/18-19 King of Prussia, PA β’ Valley Forge Casino
π 9/24 West Nyack, NY β’ West Nyack Levity Live
π 10/15-10/17 St. Charles, IL β’ Club Arcada Speakeasy
π 11/14 Palm Springs, CA β’ Cascade Lounge @ Agua Caliente
π 11/27 LOW TIX β’ Oahu, HI β’ Blaidell Center β’ opening for JO KOY
π 11/28 Oahu, HI β’ Blaidell Center (2nd show added) β’ opening for Jo Koy
π 11/30 SOLD OUT Maui, HI β’ Castle Theater β’ opening for Jo Koy
π12/1 & 12/2 Maui, HI β’ Castle Theater (2 shows added) β’ opening for Jo Koy
2027
π 1/11-1/13 Naples, FL β’ Off The Hook Comedy Club
π 1/16 Boca Raton, FL β’ The Studio at Mizner Park
π 1/21 Pottstown, PA β’ Soul Joel`s
π 1/22 & 1/23 New Brunswick, NJ β’ Stress Factory Comedy Club
π 1/27 Boston, MA β’ Laugh Boston
π 1/28 Beverly, MA β’ Off Cabot
π 1/29 & 1/30 Stamford, CT β’ New York Comedy Club
π 2/12 & 2/13 Rochester, NY β’ Comedy @ The Carlson
ποΈ tarajokes.com
Okay, you askedβI finally delivered! π I put all my faves in one link: clothes, stage outfits, skincare, shoes and more. From the $40 shoes I rocked all over Sicily to my Radio City splurge shirt and the $20 lotion that finally softened my perimenopausal skin π
Iβm a comedian, NOT an influencerβbut Iβm always happy to share! Linkβs in my story. Want me to add something? Let a sista know. Love you! Also, I`m Gen X so be patient with me as I add things. β€οΈ
Okay, you askedβI finally delivered! π I put all my faves in one link: clothes, stage outfits, skincare, shoes and more. From the $40 shoes I rocked all over Sicily to my Radio City splurge shirt and the $20 lotion that finally softened my perimenopausal skin π
Iβm a comedian, NOT an influencerβbut Iβm always happy to share! Linkβs in my story. Want me to add something? Let a sista know. Love you! Also, I`m Gen X so be patient with me as I add things. β€οΈ
This one is a personal fave @tarajokes Tour Dates
π 9/3 Portland, ME β’ Empire Comedy Club
π 9/4-9/5 Providence, RI β’ Comedy Connection
π 9/18-19 King of Prussia, PA β’ Valley Forge Casino
π 9/24 West Nyack, NY β’ West Nyack Levity Live
π 10/15-10/17 St. Charles, IL β’ Club Arcada Speakeasy
π 11/14 Palm Springs, CA β’ Cascade Lounge @ Agua Caliente
π 11/27 LOW TIX β’ Oahu, HI β’ Blaidell Center β’ opening for JO KOY
π 11/28 Oahu, HI β’ Blaidell Center (2nd show added) β’ opening for Jo Koy
π 11/30 SOLD OUT Maui, HI β’ Castle Theater β’ opening for Jo Koy
π12/1 & 12/2 Maui, HI β’ Castle Theater (2 shows added) β’ opening for Jo Koy
2027
π 1/11-1/13 Naples, FL β’ Off The Hook Comedy Club
π 1/16 Boca Raton, FL β’ The Studio at Mizner Park
π 1/21 Pottstown, PA β’ Soul Joel`s
π 1/22 & 1/23 New Brunswick, NJ β’ Stress Factory Comedy Club
π 1/27 Boston, MA β’ Laugh Boston
π 1/28 Beverly, MA β’ Off Cabot
π 1/29 & 1/30 Stamford, CT β’ New York Comedy Club
π 2/12 & 2/13 Rochester, NY β’ Comedy @ The Carlson
ποΈ tarajokes.com
This one is a personal fave @tarajokes Tour Dates
π 9/3 Portland, ME β’ Empire Comedy Club
π 9/4-9/5 Providence, RI β’ Comedy Connection
π 9/18-19 King of Prussia, PA β’ Valley Forge Casino
π 9/24 West Nyack, NY β’ West Nyack Levity Live
π 10/15-10/17 St. Charles, IL β’ Club Arcada Speakeasy
π 11/14 Palm Springs, CA β’ Cascade Lounge @ Agua Caliente
π 11/27 LOW TIX β’ Oahu, HI β’ Blaidell Center β’ opening for JO KOY
π 11/28 Oahu, HI β’ Blaidell Center (2nd show added) β’ opening for Jo Koy
π 11/30 SOLD OUT Maui, HI β’ Castle Theater β’ opening for Jo Koy
π12/1 & 12/2 Maui, HI β’ Castle Theater (2 shows added) β’ opening for Jo Koy
2027
π 1/11-1/13 Naples, FL β’ Off The Hook Comedy Club
π 1/16 Boca Raton, FL β’ The Studio at Mizner Park
π 1/21 Pottstown, PA β’ Soul Joel`s
π 1/22 & 1/23 New Brunswick, NJ β’ Stress Factory Comedy Club
π 1/27 Boston, MA β’ Laugh Boston
π 1/28 Beverly, MA β’ Off Cabot
π 1/29 & 1/30 Stamford, CT β’ New York Comedy Club
π 2/12 & 2/13 Rochester, NY β’ Comedy @ The Carlson
ποΈ tarajokes.com
THANK YOU LONG ISLAND. To everyone who came, brought other people with them, waited on the meet and greet lines - thank you endlessly for all your generosity and kind words and the special gifts from Louise and Rosemarie. Even got my dad on stage. Gonna name my next tour "Figs & Heirlooms" (not just tomatoes) π€ Shout out to @trixietuzzini & @jokesrussell for being so funny and everyone at @govscomedy
THANK YOU LONG ISLAND. To everyone who came, brought other people with them, waited on the meet and greet lines - thank you endlessly for all your generosity and kind words and the special gifts from Louise and Rosemarie. Even got my dad on stage. Gonna name my next tour "Figs & Heirlooms" (not just tomatoes) π€ Shout out to @trixietuzzini & @jokesrussell for being so funny and everyone at @govscomedy